There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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