Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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