don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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