It's Friday. Sex?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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