Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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