She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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