fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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