I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.