I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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