the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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