when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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