i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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