yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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