Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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