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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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