it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just found puke in my bra..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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