Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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