K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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