You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My breasts were aching with rage.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
