Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think people are normalizing furries
He did a backflip because drugs
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