I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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