He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.