i just wanna soil my oats bro
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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