remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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