hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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