this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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