I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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