we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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