no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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