we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
