you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I deserve this hangover.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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