Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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