I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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