you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you win again, gameday.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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