just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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