Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
we have officially lost it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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