I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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