Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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