Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?