were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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