Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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