So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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