Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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