hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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