Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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