Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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