Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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