At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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