1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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