Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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