This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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