i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You need a sexual gate keeper
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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