Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize