I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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