you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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