I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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