if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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