you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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